Free + Party + Awesome = YES
My friend called me up at like 6:30 on Saturday night and he was all, “Hey Carrie wanna come see the Chemical Brothers at Nocturnal Wonderland tonight?” Before I could say no and start ripping into him about how gay he was for even suggesting it he was all, “It’s at Nocturnal Wonderland tonight, it’ll be free for you, and there’s a huge after-party. Which’ll also be free. It’s gonna be awesome.” My brain got stuck on the concepts ‘free’ ‘party’ and ‘awesome’ and it is on those concepts that I place blame FOR MAKING SATURDAY THE BEST NIGHT EVER.
At this point I will pre-emptively answer the top three questions that I’m sick of hearing and that you would have inevitably asked:
Q: “What the hell is Nocturnal Wonderland?”
A: It’s a rave, you idiot. And look where it was:
Q: “Don’t people only go to those things to drugs?”
A: No.
Q: “Wait, but didn’t somebody die there?”
A: Yea I guess that’s what someone heard on the news, but I was there and I didn’t hear about it. Then again, I was there and I also didn’t see the black light paint wall, the freak show, or LTJ Bukem. All of which were also [allegedly] there.
What I DID see:
At this point I will pre-emptively answer the top three questions that I’m sick of hearing and that you would have inevitably asked:
Q: “What the hell is Nocturnal Wonderland?”
A: It’s a rave, you idiot. And look where it was:
Q: “Don’t people only go to those things to drugs?”
A: No.
Q: “Wait, but didn’t somebody die there?”
A: Yea I guess that’s what someone heard on the news, but I was there and I didn’t hear about it. Then again, I was there and I also didn’t see the black light paint wall, the freak show, or LTJ Bukem. All of which were also [allegedly] there.
What I DID see:
*What you should have absorbed: this party was totally insane.
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