STP Reunion

The dye is out of my hair. But I am still making this quick.

According to Billboard, the 90's are definitely back. Vice Magazine's been preaching it for years, as well as our own C4 - but now, it's set in stone.

The deal-breaker?

Former 90's staple group Stone Temple Pilots will be reuniting for a summer reunion tour con side project bass player Slash.

I don't know if you guys understand this. I mean, if you know me well in person you may understand the gravity of this reunion in terms of my own sanity. I cannot fully disclose the extent to which this reunion will affect me without fully jeopardizing my reputation. Let's just say that Scott Weiland and I go a long way back. I will do my best to repress my hormones with this blog.

Troubled singer Scott Weiland went public with his ongoing heroin addition around the time STP released its third album "Tiny Music," circa '96 - '97. Weiland's reportedly been in rehab 14781yhwehf894595 times since then and also replaced Britneyclone Axl Rose to form a gutter-rock band Velvet Revolver who sound nothing like Guns 'N Roses.

Weiland is married to a foxy model named Mary Fonsberg who was featured in Velvet Revolver video Fall to Pieces. Despite constantly kicking each others' asses and getting arrested, the two seem to be getting along well. She burned his clothes a while back - blaming that damn bipolar disorder again - and has since said she's sorry. They live in Malibu with their two children, Noah and Lucy.

The news here on the home front is lookin pretty good kiddies.
It's gonna be a fancy day.